10 Beauty Pie Products You Never Knew You Needed

There are the staples - the favourite SPF, the Retinol, the insane cult glow serum that makes your skin look like you sleep well, hydrate often, and meditate daily (even if you’ve done none of those things).

And then there are these: Products that don’t scream ‘hero’-  but casually change your life in quiet, effective, and occasionally eyebrow-thickening ways. Let’s begin.  

1. Archology Tinted Eyebrow Sculpting Gel

It all-in-one tints, tames, and thickens thanks to a clever mix of Flexiwax, Bigbrow FP polymers and Powderbrow pigments (to fake extra hairs without going full Sharpie). Results? Fluffier, fuller ‘teenage you’ brows.

2. Green Me Up Superfood Powder 

Vegetables? In this economy? One scoop = 33 greens, prebiotics, and fibre. Apple-flavoured, fridge-friendly, zero chopping. Your gut’s doing a little happy dance. It’s like a farmer’s market in your mouth.

3. Über Youth Neck & Chest Super Lift Serum Spray 

Seruming your face within an inch of its life- but below the chin, ghost town? This spray is packed with extreme lifting Peptides, sun-damage brightening Niacinamide, and takes approximately three seconds to apply. Do it in the morning, over sunscreen (of course).

4.  The LED Hand Mask 

Your hands? They’ve been quietly taking a UV hit every time you get a gel manicure (double hit if you drive yourself there on a sunny day). Our top-notch LED glove uses red and near-infrared light to support collagen production, help reverse sun damage, and generally un-age your hands. Also, get yourself this outstanding Retinol Hand Cream.

5. Superluminous Redness Corrector 

Yes, it’s green, which neutralises redness like a boss- from spots to broken capillaries to rosacea flare-ups to ‘I definitely shouldn’t have picked at that’. Instant camouflage for any rage on your face. If your big problem is under-eye darkness, this stuff, over eye cream, is a must.

6. The Clean House Candle

It doesn’t just smell clean - it smells like competence. Like you not only folded your laundry, but also remembered to descale the kettle and call your accountant. With crisp notes of Cotton, Freesia, Lavender, it’s olfactory excellence.  

7. Wonderfilter Magic Blurring Powder

From Japan’s best makeup lab. This isn’t your average setting powder. This is ‘What Pores?’ in a jar. It sets, it mattifies and blurs like an IRL soft focus filter-  but without the risk of flashback or cake-face (both, so last decade).   

8. Wondercolour Longwear Cream Eyeshadow Sticks

These fabulous Italians are the eyeshadow equivalent of elasticated trousers that somehow look tailored. Swipe, smudge, done - no brush needed, no powder fallout, no looking like you got ready on public transportation. Perfect for mornings when time is a concept, not a reality.

9. The Japanfusion BioCeramide Moisture Mask 

Do a weekly deep exfoliation, throw a layer of this on at night and wake up with skin that looks like it just returned from a spa with very good lighting and no Wi-Fi.  

10. The Vanilla Nue Eau de Parfum

Vanilla Nue is grown-up, dressed in silk, and possibly arriving by motorbike. A masterful layering of Bergamot Oil, Rum and Jasmine Absolutes, Heliotrope and whispers of Vanilla Bean, Benzoin and Musks.  Usual vanillas smell like dessert, this one smells like desire. Not a ‘vanille’ type? Shop these perfumes instead.