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So. If one were to accurately capture the velocity with which you whipped the ‘plastic’ out of your wallet when you heard about the idea of a buyers club for beauty addicts, would an appropriate comparison be ‘like Roger Federer’s crazy-fast Wimbledon serve?’ or like ‘the land-speed equivalent of a freakishly aerodynamic cheetah’?
Maybe you rolled your sleeves up over your elbows, got your glasses on, Googled BEAUTY PIE and starting poking for holes. Go ahead - there aren’t any. Because if you’re obsessed with cosmetics, BEAUTY PIE is the place to be.
Back up a second. Clear your mind. Let’s do a little visualizing.
Picture a handsome Frenchman. Impeccable suit. Speaks six languages. Owns his own cosmetics factory. Got it? Can you see him?
Now imagine you’re his sister.
Exactly. It’s about access.
You can compare the Buyer’s Club Member’s Price of every item we offer to its Typical Price and see how much you’ll save by tapping into Beauty Pie’s industry insider pricing!
Of course, shopping is limited to ensure every BEAUTY PIE member has a lot of product to choose from, so if we happen to be inundated with demand, well, you may have to wait. (After all, we did come out to the world in spectacular style by way of a full page in British Vogue, followed by two in American (and then there was that Vanity Fair Feature, and our write ups in Glamour, and Elle and New York Magazine and that interview with our Founder Marcia and Rachel Hollis and Guy Raz on HIBT.
The catch? There isn’t one. Unless you call a minimum three-month membership a catch (but you can save more than 3-months of membership fee when you buy yourself just ONE item)...
Really, why OVERPAY, when you can just BEAUTY PIE?
Now what? All you have to do, is choose a membership.
What are you waiting for?
It's like The Beatles landing in America of Beauty Clubs
So here are seven MORE reasons to sign up to get a bigger piece of the BEAUTY PIE (besides that it just makes sense).
The Times said it was a 'genius idea', Marie Claire called us the 'Everlane of Makeup' (though we have high-performance skincare and deluxe makeup brushes, and fine fragrance and French scented candles, and high-tech haircare too). New York Magazine gave us the nod, saying The BEAUTY PIE dream is to offer quality luxury products without the markup of having a fancy name attached to them.
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