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How BEAUTY PIE Works
As it turns out, luxury cosmetics don't cost that much to make...
So. If one were to accurately capture the velocity with which you whipped the ‘plastic’ out of your wallet when you heard about the idea of a BUYERS CLUB FOR BEAUTY ADDICTS, would an appropriate comparison be ‘like Roger Federer’s crazy-fast Wimbledon serve?’ or like ‘the land-speed equivalent of a freakishly aerodynamic cheetah’?
Or maybe you’re more of a sceptic. (Still information gathering, maybe?)
Maybe you rolled your sleeves up over your elbows, got your glasses on, Googled BEAUTY PIE and starting poking for holes. Go ahead - there aren’t any. Because if you’re obsessed with cosmetics, BEAUTY PIE is the place to be.
Back up a second. Clear your mind. Let’s do a little visualizing.
Picture a handsome Frenchman. Impeccable suit. Speaks six languages. Owns his own cosmetics factory. Got it? Can you see him?
Now imagine you’re his sister.
Exactly. It’s about access.
You can compare the Buyer’s Club Member’s Price of every item we offer to its Typical Price and see how much you’ll save by tapping into Beauty Pie’s industry insider pricing!
Of course, shopping is limited to ensure every BEAUTY PIE member has a lot of product to choose from, so if we happen to be inundated with demand, well, you may have to wait. (After all, we did come out to the world in spectacular style by way of a full page in British Vogue, followed by two in American (and then there was that Vanity Fair Feature, and our write ups in Glamour, and Elle and New York Magazine and that interview with our Founder Marcia and Rachel Hollis and Guy Raz on HIBT.
The catch? There isn’t one. Unless you call a minimum three-month membership a catch (but you can save more than 3-months of membership fee when you buy yourself just ONE item)...
Really, why OVERPAY, when you can just BEAUTY PIE?
Now what? All you have to do, is choose a membership.
What are you waiting for?Join now
At BEAUTY PIE, our mission is to make you feel like a kid in a cosmetics candy store.
To bring you the fairy tale. To deliver the absolute best in beauty nonstop, at prices so amazing, even a splurge is a steal.
Because there should be no guilt in getting gorgeous.